There is Never Enough Poo

I am sure that reading a book ALL about poo is sometimes cringe-worthy, stomach-churning and even a bit awkward. For children it is often, quite simply, the funniest book they have EVER heard. Once you have taken the plunge and decide to delve into the endless stream of poo, fart and wee related picture books there is NO GOING BACK. Check out some of our favourites- all of which are guaranteed to keep adults and children alike in stitches.

Poo Bum by Stephanie Blake

Once there was a rabbit who could only answer “poo bum” whenever he was spoken to. One day the rabbit meets a hungry wolf. Will the little rabbit be his usual rude self, or will he learn his lesson once and for all?

Poo in the Zoo by Steve Smallman

There’s too much poo in the zoo- and little Bob McGrew is the one who has to scoop it all up. One day, a mysterious glowing poo appears! Could it be alien poop from outer space?

The Story of the Little Mole who Knew it was None of His Business by Werner Holzwart

When Little Mole looks out of his hole one morning…PLOP! Something lands on his head. Whodunit? Mole must visit all his animal friends so they can prove their innocence.

Harvey the Boy Who Couldn't Fart by Matthew John

Everyone can fart. Everyone except Harvey. No Matter how hard Harvey tries, he can’t manage even a squeak. Harvey was beginning to feel pretty sorry for himself until Grandad came up with an interesting solution.

Baa Baa Smart Sheep by Mark Sommerset

Little Baa Baa is bored so he decides to play a practical joke, telling Quirky Turkey that the pile of round, brown things on the ground are “smarty tablets”.

Baa Baa Smart Sheep has to be followed by I Love Lemonade where Quirky Turkey gets his revenge.

Father Christmas Needs a Wee! by Nicholas Allen

Father Christmas enjoys drinking and eating all the goodies left out for him on Christmas eve. Before long, he really, really, really needs to wee! He rushes home, to make sure he avoids embarrassment, except poor Father Christmas has lost his house key!

I Need a New Bum by Dawn McMillan

Oh no- What do you do when your bum if broken? Will your new

bum be blue or yellow- will it be a rocket ship or a robo-bum? Wait… do other peoples bottoms have cracks in them too?

There is a Monster under my Bed Who Farts by Tim Miller

Everyone always says, “It wasn’t me! But what if it REALLY wasn’t you? What is it was a monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause, really?